Retractable, Rechargable, Regenerative, and safe from all currently known Retrogrades.  This Y2K compliant device will always be there to lend a hand.*
 
Trying to maximize fun, put up a Hand
Need a Miracle, put up a Hand
Lost in the woods, put up a Hand
Can't find Carl, put up a Hand
Trying to rally your friends for the set that no one should miss, put up a Hand
 
Lead the charge in the innovative forefront that is Casual Hand technology!**
 
*May not always be there for you
**Not Dishwasher Safe